Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Aaj jumma hai !


(Pakistan main burhe mardon ki, gurbat ki maari kamsin larkion se shadi kerne ki jo biddat hai, uske parto main likha gaya)

Hamare mamu apni noiyaat ki aik alag cheez hain. Saari zindagi sharab pi hai aur peechle 45 barason se chain smoker hain magar aaj bhi wese hi sahet-mand hain jese jawani main the. Sharab aur tambakoo ke ilawa unhe aurton ka bhi shoq hai. Is umer main bhi apne beton se ziyada aurton main maqbool hain. Aur game-rozgar main shayed hi koi aesa kaam ho jo mamu ne na kiya ho. Mamu khud aksar maze le le ker apni zindagi ke qisse sunate hain. Jub mamu ka phone raat 9 baje ke baad aata hai to mujhe pata lug jaata hai ke aaj kuch ziyada hi pi li hai.

Jub parhaai se chori barhi to bare mamu ne school se utha ker saath apni ice cream factory pe bitha liya. Magar mamu ke qadmon ko kiya koi zanjeer bandh sakti. Woh Mashriqi Pakistan (Bangladesh) nikal gaye kiunke bangali aurtain khubsurat thin aur asani se mil jaati thin. Wahin pe kuch arse calcutta se kapron ki smuggling ka kaam kiya. 1971 ki jang ke baad Pakistan aa gaye. Jub maulvion ki hangama arai se Pakistan main sharab pe pabandi lagi to mamu bharat nikal gaye. People's Party ki hukumat main sharab phir milne lagi to Pakistan aa gaye. Ghar walon ne samjhaya ke ab aulad jawan hone ko aai hai, lug ke koi dhang ka kaam karo, to idhar udhar se paise jama ker ke mamu ne lalukhet (karachi ka mashoor ilaqa) main aik parchoon ki dukan khol li. Ab aage ka qissa mamu ki zabani suniye.

"Meri Dukan masjid ke pechware main thi. Maulvi shahab ke hujre ka peechla chota darwaza meri dukan ke darwaze ke saath khulta tha. Maulvi shahab ke biwi bachhe kahin punjab ke gaun main rehte the. Aik din khabar aai ke maulvi shahab, jin ki umer kum az kum 65 saal hogi gaun se dusri biwi biha ke laye hain. Jub unki biwi dukan pe soda lene aai to us ki umer 19 baras se ziyada nahi hogi. Baad main ilm huwa, maulvi shahab ka kisi pe bara qarz niklta tha to badle main uhhon ne apni beti biha di. Maulvi shahab se lurki ki jawani kiya control hoti. Main taar gaya. Lurki bhi mere aage peeche ghumne lagi. Bus phir har jumme ki namaz ke waqt jub mohalle ki sarkain weeran hoti, maulvi shahab khutbe se logon main deen ki aag bharkate rehte aur main ander unki jawan kamsin biwi main lagi jawani ki aag bujhata rehta".

Neeche paan ki dukan
Ooper gori ka makan
Mullah deta tha azan
Allah-hu Akbar

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