Jesus

Aur Chicago ki Lakeshore drive ki fullerton exit ke aage us ke chote se apartment ki deewar pe 'yasu maseeh' aur 'saleeb' ka nishan laga rehta tha.

Log us se poochte: "tum to musalman ho phir ye kiun?"

Woh Jawab deta: "ye shaks dusre insaanon ke liye suli char gaya tha, main nahi char sakta - bus isi liye" !