Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Store room

Jub main aur meri biwi, Harrison Ford aur Michelle Pfeiffer ki film "what lies beneath" dekh ker theatre se bahir aaye to main ne apni biwi se kaha "Kiya bakwas hai!"

Us ke kuch dinoN baad ki baat hai...hamare makan main aik store room tha jo bawarchi khane ke bilkul peeche the. Bijli bachane ke chakkar main thekedar ne beech ki deewar main jaga bana ke bijli ka bulb yun laga diya tha ke aik hi bulb se bawarchi khana aur store room dono roshan rehte.

Main kisi kaam se store room main gaya to mujhe mehsoos huwa ke wahan koi hai. Pehle to main ne socha mera wahma ya dur hai magar jub cheezain khud b khud hilne lagi aur khud mujhe jhanjhore jaane laga to main ne us ger maraei makhluq se kaha ke agar mujh se baat kerna chahte ho ya meri madad chahte ho to batao magar woh yunhi mastian kerta raha. Main ne kaha, agar koi insaani ruh ho aur yahan phans gaye ho to batao shahyed main tumhare kaam aa sakun magar ab us ne zor se bijli ka heater shuru ker diya. Mujhe gussa aa gaya, main ne kaha: "Dekho ! tum jo koi bhi ho, hum insaanon ko tum per foqiat haasil hai. Sirf masti theek nahi. Agar yahan se nikalna nahi chahte ho to pare raho aur ye saari mastiaan band karo".

Meri baat sun ker sub kuch khamosh ho gaya aur ab store room main kuch nahi hota. Shahyed woh wahin rehta tha aur rehna chahta tha. Magar ab sochta hun ke us ne mere saath ye harkat kiun ki ?. Ye batane ke liye ke jo kuch us film main dikhaya gaya, sub bakwas nahi tha?. To kiya woh store room main rehne ke saath saath hamare saath ghuma phira bhi kerta tha?

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