A muslim Joke (can't we all get along )

One day, a man was walking across a bridge and saw another man standing on the edge, about to jump off and commit suicide. He immediately ran over and said, “Stop! Don’t do it!”

“Why shouldn’t I?” the other said.
The man said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!”
“Like what?”
“Well … are you religious or atheist?”
“Religious.”
“Me too! Are you Muslim, Christian, or Jewish?”
“Muslim.”
“Me too!Sunni or Shiite?”
“Sunni.”
“Me too!Hanafi, Hanbali, Shafi or Maliki?”
“Hanafi.”
“Wow! Me too! Do you follow Sheikh Fulaan al Fullani or Sheikh Kaza Kazah?”
“Sheikh Fulaan al Fullani.”

To which the first man said, “What?!! Die, heretic scum!” and pushed him off.

From http://laughingmuslim.blogspot.com/ (thanks to Irving for introducing this blog)