Saturday, October 05, 2013

7 Best of Steven Wright

Steven Wright, - one finest American Comedian - His mind sees things differently than most of us do 

1. I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates!
2 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
3 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
4 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
5 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
6 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
7 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

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