Stop Sign

(Police siren)

"Yes officer"
"Papers please! You blew Stop sign"

"Did I? I am sorry officer. I was watching full moon"
(handing over license, insurance and registration)

(Looking at sky)
"Hmmmm. Interesting. I advise you to be careful next time"

"Thank you Officer"
Driving away (in my heart) "Interesting"

A Quote

Silence is golden, but shouting is fun.

Pakki dosti ki dakar

Unhon ne mere saath khana khaya phir lumbi dakar (burp) li aur kaha: "Lo ab tumhari hamari dosti pakki ho gai"

"Mutlab?" main ne poocha.

"Agar aap kisi ke saamne bagair kisi hichkichahat ke dakar maar sakain to samjhain usse aapki dosti pakki ho gai".

BE SPECIFIC

A man got two wishes from GOD.

He asked for the Best wine and the Best Woman.

He had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him the next moment.

Moral: BE SPECIFIC

Islam ki Dushman!

Razia apa meri dur ki cousin hoti hain magar bachpun se apne bhaiyon ki tarah rakha hai. Un ke shoher ka naam sharafat hai, aur hum sharafat bhai bulate hain. Kamal ki cheez hain. Hur cheez ko dekhne ka unka apna andaz hai aur logon ko lajawab kerne ke champion hain. Razia apa 1978 se america main hain. Main ne apna pehla july 4 (america ka roze-azadi) Razia apa ke haan guzara. Miami Beach ke kinare fire works ke baad, sharafat bhai ne beer ke can kholna shuru kiye aur aik can meri taraf barha diya. Main ne kaha: "Sharafat bhai ! main sharab nahi peeta".

Unhon ne jawab diya: "Mian sharab Islam ki dushman hai, ise pee ke khatam ker do" !

Middle age

While doing "Halwa Puri nashta" at local desi restaurant, I read this quote of the day:

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle" - Bob Hope

OOPS !!

blog

A chat !!

"I do blog"
"Do you?"
"yes"
"Get a life"

Necessity

There is a saying: "Necessity is mother of invention" (zaroorat eejad ki ma hai). But I think this is a half truth. I think, "Necessity and invention are mother of each other" ! (zaroorat aur ejaad aik dusre ki ma hai). Humans led normal life when there was no electricity and probably were more happy when there was no cell (mobile) phone !!