(Following post carry some sexual content. Please leave if it bothers you)
(Recently while cleaning my old papers, I recovered a Birthday card)
Zindagi main kuch log bohat thore arse ke liye milte hain magar gehre naqoosh chor jaate hain.
Lubna se mera 'interaction' ba-mushkil 3 ya 4 mahine raha hoga. Ye 2006 ki baat hai. Tab woh Minnesota main hoti thi. Ab woh kahan hai - iska mujhe ilm nahi.
Woh mujhe pehli baar internet pe kisi Urdu literature forum pe mili thi. Usi ki hawale se main ne pehli baar naye shayeroN ko parhna shuru kiya - jin main Wasi Shah, Basheer Badar aur Farhat Abbas Shah qabile-zikar the. Usne mujhe in shayeroN ki kai nazmain email ki (jo ab bhi mere paas mehfooz hain)
Phir hamari messenger pe chat hone lagi. Jab use yaqeen ho gaya ke main aik normal aadmi hun to usse meri phone pe bhi baat hone lagi.
Lubna 3 saal pehle student visa pe Pakistan se aayi thi. Yahan bhai ke saath rehti thi.
Jab pehli baar main ne Lubna se kaha ke main use 'cam' pe dekhna chahta hun to usne inkaar ker diya. Usne kaha: "Main bohat badsurat larki hun. Meri umar 28 saal ho gai hai, magar aaj tak kisi mard ne mujeh pe nazar nahi daali. Tarah tarah ke namoN se pukari jaati hun. Pakistan main Koi 'kaali moti bhens' kehta tha. Koi 'atom bomb' kehta tha. Aur yahan bhi angrezi ke achhe achhe khitab milte hain".
Magar mere israr kerne pe us ne apna 'cam' on ker diya. Lubna khubsurat na ho - magar bilkul badsurat bhi nahi thi. Main ne use yaqeen dilya ke: "She is fine"! Mere 'encouraging remarks' se usko kafi dharas mili - aur woh mere se kaafi qareeb ho gai, aur kuch dinoN main hamari kafi 'frank friendship' ho gai!
Aik din raat ke 2 baje 'chat' itni frank ho gai - ke - 'we start talking about sex'. Mujhe uske kai sawaloN pe bari hansi bhi aai ke uski 'sex' ki maalumat aur tajarba 'sifar bata sifar' tha. Meri har baat per woh hairat se chat pe likhti: "Oh mera khuda! aesa bhi hota hai"!
(later I learned - it is called cyber sex in modern world - kind of funny term)
Phir agle 2 dinoN main ye 'chat' kai hadain aboor ker gai! - aur phir aik din - in the heat of erotic conversation - she almost get naked in front of cam!
Aur phir aik dam se chat aur cam off ho gaya!
Dusre din usne phone bhi nahi uthaya - aur phir uska woh phone bhi disconnect ho gaya - aur email account cancel ho gaya!
Is baat ko do mahine guzar gaye - meri saalgirah ke din mujeh Lubna ka birthday card mila. Card main usual wishes ke saath - aik chota sa letter tha. Bari nafees writing main likha tha:
"Aurat bari bewaqoof hoti hai. Woh saari zindagi 'attention' aur 'acknowledgment' chahti hai.
Jo pehla mard use ye dene main kamyab ho jaaye, uske liye woh apne kapre bhi utar deti thi.
- I am not proud of what I did, but I have no regret either! Happy Birthday".
Lubna ki ye baat main kabhi nahi bhulunga!
(Recently while cleaning my old papers, I recovered a Birthday card)
Zindagi main kuch log bohat thore arse ke liye milte hain magar gehre naqoosh chor jaate hain.
Lubna se mera 'interaction' ba-mushkil 3 ya 4 mahine raha hoga. Ye 2006 ki baat hai. Tab woh Minnesota main hoti thi. Ab woh kahan hai - iska mujhe ilm nahi.
Woh mujhe pehli baar internet pe kisi Urdu literature forum pe mili thi. Usi ki hawale se main ne pehli baar naye shayeroN ko parhna shuru kiya - jin main Wasi Shah, Basheer Badar aur Farhat Abbas Shah qabile-zikar the. Usne mujhe in shayeroN ki kai nazmain email ki (jo ab bhi mere paas mehfooz hain)
Phir hamari messenger pe chat hone lagi. Jab use yaqeen ho gaya ke main aik normal aadmi hun to usse meri phone pe bhi baat hone lagi.
Lubna 3 saal pehle student visa pe Pakistan se aayi thi. Yahan bhai ke saath rehti thi.
Jab pehli baar main ne Lubna se kaha ke main use 'cam' pe dekhna chahta hun to usne inkaar ker diya. Usne kaha: "Main bohat badsurat larki hun. Meri umar 28 saal ho gai hai, magar aaj tak kisi mard ne mujeh pe nazar nahi daali. Tarah tarah ke namoN se pukari jaati hun. Pakistan main Koi 'kaali moti bhens' kehta tha. Koi 'atom bomb' kehta tha. Aur yahan bhi angrezi ke achhe achhe khitab milte hain".
Magar mere israr kerne pe us ne apna 'cam' on ker diya. Lubna khubsurat na ho - magar bilkul badsurat bhi nahi thi. Main ne use yaqeen dilya ke: "She is fine"! Mere 'encouraging remarks' se usko kafi dharas mili - aur woh mere se kaafi qareeb ho gai, aur kuch dinoN main hamari kafi 'frank friendship' ho gai!
Aik din raat ke 2 baje 'chat' itni frank ho gai - ke - 'we start talking about sex'. Mujhe uske kai sawaloN pe bari hansi bhi aai ke uski 'sex' ki maalumat aur tajarba 'sifar bata sifar' tha. Meri har baat per woh hairat se chat pe likhti: "Oh mera khuda! aesa bhi hota hai"!
(later I learned - it is called cyber sex in modern world - kind of funny term)
Phir agle 2 dinoN main ye 'chat' kai hadain aboor ker gai! - aur phir aik din - in the heat of erotic conversation - she almost get naked in front of cam!
Aur phir aik dam se chat aur cam off ho gaya!
Dusre din usne phone bhi nahi uthaya - aur phir uska woh phone bhi disconnect ho gaya - aur email account cancel ho gaya!
Is baat ko do mahine guzar gaye - meri saalgirah ke din mujeh Lubna ka birthday card mila. Card main usual wishes ke saath - aik chota sa letter tha. Bari nafees writing main likha tha:
"Aurat bari bewaqoof hoti hai. Woh saari zindagi 'attention' aur 'acknowledgment' chahti hai.
Jo pehla mard use ye dene main kamyab ho jaaye, uske liye woh apne kapre bhi utar deti thi.
- I am not proud of what I did, but I have no regret either! Happy Birthday".
Lubna ki ye baat main kabhi nahi bhulunga!
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