A Native-Indian Saying

I loved this American-Indian saying: "If you get in trouble with someone, just sit back, wait, and pass more rope so he can hang himself"!!

Relation

It took me 4 years to understand why he always said - Mother of my son!!

warsa

Kiya yeh sach hai ke waaldain ke aamal aulad ko bhugatne parte hain?

Stupid smart

He said: "I was stupid to get married but smart to get kids"!

One Line

She had unusual lines on her palm, and all lines were deep and intense except for one line, which was all destroyed, running vertically in the middle of the palm.

Let it snow

Whenever loftiest part of nature smiles - it snow!!

Let it snow - Let it snow - Let it snow

Abdullah

The whole game is to cross the line of being "His Servant"!!

Milk

Yes! It makes me believe in God to see that baby's food is ready for her arrival most naturally and beautifully!

On "One precious thing"

There is nothing to fear about death. Everyone has to embark on that journey sooner or later. But I just give a damn about only one thing. One most mysterious and amazing things also die with each death - a brain !!

Boston

There is a city named - Boston. You hear the name and say: "Sir!"

Bol !!

Its important to write. One day your kids will read your writings !!! As Faiz said:

bol ye thoRa waqt bahut hai
jism-o-zabaN ki maut se pehlay

Job

I said to my son: "We all go to school. My job is my school".

Elders in house

Jis ghar se buzurg khatam ho jaayain aur buzurgon ki tasveerain tak deewaron se utar li jaayain wahan saqafat aur riwayat nahi rehti! - hur nasal apna naya khel kehlti hai. 

Abrasive humor

I liked the beauty of abrasive humor as it speaks naked truth on your face, but you don't feel offended!

Internet's dark side

Addiction to the internet is way more complex as it is way more intellectual. It destroys careers, families, relationships, and characters but, beyond all, may even cause death !!. This is the second death I read about in the last few months related to "Net":

Friday, November 11, 2005; Posted: 3:09 a.m. EST (08:09 GMT)

(CNN) -- Suzanne Gonzales seemed to have everything going for her. A bubbly 19-year-old with loving parents and good friends, she was also a strong student and earned a science scholarship for college. But everything changed one spring day two years ago, when Suzanne's parents, Mike and Mary Gonzales, received the following e-mail.
"Dear Mom, Dad, and Jennifer, I will make this short as I know. It will be hard to deal with. If you haven't heard by now, I've passed away," the e-mail read.

Alone in a Florida hotel room, just miles from her college apartment, Suzanne methodically prepared and swallowed a lethal cocktail of potassium cyanide, lay down on the bed and died. But Suzanne's case has an unusual twist. She frequented an Internet newsgroup called called ASH, short for Alt.Suicide.Holiday. Members of this news group trade advice on how to commit suicide....

 Read one ASH message from a person named "River.", and the full story along with group's reply at http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/11/04/suicide.internet/index.html

Fishing

You know why people love fishing. As you catch fish and see her 'wiggle' and 'prison' entirely in your power - it gives immense pleasure to your ego, and that's what fishing is all about !!

Mountain

There is no bigger mountain than knowledge and there is no deeper ditch than knowledge!

woh kaun thi

Us gaaun main sare-shaam se hi aik ajib sa aehsaas rehta tha. Bijli bhi aksar gaaib rehti thi. Youn lugta tha jese us gaun main baarish bhi kuch ziyada hi hoti thi. 'Cul de sac' pe band andheri gulabi rang ki chaar manzila imarat ke baare main log kehte the 'aaseb zada' hai magar poora gaaun aur us ke makeen hi aaseb zada lagte the. Main ne aur meri biwi ne aik lukRe se bane makan main ghar liya tha jis ke aage ke farsh ke takhte ukhRe huwe the.

Paros ke makan main rehne waali behnon main se aik larki hamare haan aati jaati thi. Saanwli aur moti si thi aur plastic ke frame wali ainak lagati thi. Aik din woh mere lihaf main zabardasti meri taango ke beech ghush aai...meri biwi ghar main thi. main ne use zabardasti nikala magar phir bhi meri biwi ki nazar par gai. Ajib larki thi, us ne meri biwi ke saamne mere hont chum liye. Meri biwi ke tan badan main aag lag gai. Hum gaaun main naye the. Main ne jhagra munaasib na samjhte huwe use samjhane ki kaushih ki: 'Dekho ye meri biwi hai aur mujhe chumne ka huq sirf ise hai' magar woh dhamki de ker chali gai: "main use kahun gi tumhe dekh le'.

Hum ne woh gaaun chor diya aur shaher aa gaye. Aik subah bister pe yun mehsoos huwa jese kisi ne mere kaan main siti bajaai aur koi jese mere sir pe sawar ho gaya. Jese mere dimag ko bijli ke jhatke lag rahe hon ya mirgi ka daura ho. Mera saans bikul ruk gaya. Main ne mehsoos kiya "woh" wahin hai. Meri biwi ki aankh khul gai aur mujhe aik jhalak yun mehsoos hui jese woh chali gai. Meri biwi na kaha: "woh yanhi thi. woh yanhi thi" !!

Mera saans bahaal hone main kuch waqt laga...Woh kaun thi - lumbe baalon wali patli dubli sufed libas main nikhre rang aur gol mun wali !!

Raising a happy kid

If you want to raise happy kids, let them walk once they learn to walk!!

raising the bar

If we think that at age 18 - kids are mature enough to make wise decisions in life without parental support - I am afraid we may need to raise that bar to age 36 !!

Aurat ke Zewar

He instructed his son on his wedding: "Never ask back the money you gave to your woman and never even in your dreams think about her jewelry"!

unfortunate

How unfortunate is the mother - whose child wants to put her head on her chest to sleep, but she puts her into the crib!

Biggest flaw of human mind

Biggest flaw of human mind is to establish absolute postulation despite having blind spots and limited information.

Stage

One sign of achievement of one basic level (of knowledge) - if someday, with confidence, you can say: "I don't know this."

Paradox of Relationships

I have known JB for the last five years. Most women around him just can't stand him, and he has been called into the office, written, and counseled many times for anti-feminist remarks. But he told me he did not have a single fight in his 16 years of marriage. His woman makes him so happy that he will jump from a building for her!!

I have known MK for the last five years. I always acknowledge him as a 'perfect man.' Physically he is like a perfect Greek hero. He is intelligent, earns money in the highest bracket, is exceptionally cool-headed, and works 14-16 hours a day to provide all luxury to his extravaganza wife and three kids (spending spare time with them). His wife is divorcing him!!

(2 actual incidents).

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