Jab "Urdu main novel-nigari" (here) wali post likh raha tha to aik laRka 'Yasir Gondal' bohat yaad aaya. Main ne inter (FSC), Karachi ke National College se kiya. 'Yasir Gondal' Urdu club ka President tha. Jab dosti hui aur pata laga ke uske abba mochi hain to mere peroN tale se zameen nikal gayi.
Yasir Gondal ne Urdu literature main "Baag-o-bahaar", "Fasanaye-Ajaib" se le ker Bazaari ghatiya novel tak sab kuch parha huwa tha. Saala Urdu poetry ki chalti phirti wikipedia tha. Musalsal 4 saal College main bet-baazi ka champion raha, (Ab pata nahi kahan hai).
Yasir Gondal mujh se aik saal aage tha. Aik din hum ne shaam ko club ki traf se Minto ke afsane "Khol do" pe discussion ka aehtamam kiya. Us din mujeh pata laga ke kiun "khol do" Urdu ki sab se baRi kahani hai (Us raat main bohat roya). Dusre din main ne Gondal se kaha: "Yaar tu baRi cheez hai. Itni knowledge kese aa gai tere paas?" to kamina zor zor se hasne laga. Kehne laga:
"Dekh Bhai! Sharif aadmi ke liye Gurbat se nafsiyaati farar ke 5 raaste hote hain: Sharab, Mazhab, Banduq, jisam-faroshi ya Kitab. Is Zia ke Islami nizaam ne mazhab se dil uchaaT ker diya hai, - Sharab sharifoN ka shewa nahi. Banduq na tujh se uthe gi na mujh se. Jisam-faroshi se baRi galazat koi nahi. Reh gai Kitab - to bhai - mere aur tere jese log isi se masturbation ker ke kaam chala rahe hain! Is liye na to mujhe kabhi is pe koi fakhar huwa na naaz, bulke ulta sharminda aur dara dara sa hi rehta hun, ke kahin meri chori na pakRi jaaye".
Yasir Gondal ne Urdu literature main "Baag-o-bahaar", "Fasanaye-Ajaib" se le ker Bazaari ghatiya novel tak sab kuch parha huwa tha. Saala Urdu poetry ki chalti phirti wikipedia tha. Musalsal 4 saal College main bet-baazi ka champion raha, (Ab pata nahi kahan hai).
Yasir Gondal mujh se aik saal aage tha. Aik din hum ne shaam ko club ki traf se Minto ke afsane "Khol do" pe discussion ka aehtamam kiya. Us din mujeh pata laga ke kiun "khol do" Urdu ki sab se baRi kahani hai (Us raat main bohat roya). Dusre din main ne Gondal se kaha: "Yaar tu baRi cheez hai. Itni knowledge kese aa gai tere paas?" to kamina zor zor se hasne laga. Kehne laga:
"Dekh Bhai! Sharif aadmi ke liye Gurbat se nafsiyaati farar ke 5 raaste hote hain: Sharab, Mazhab, Banduq, jisam-faroshi ya Kitab. Is Zia ke Islami nizaam ne mazhab se dil uchaaT ker diya hai, - Sharab sharifoN ka shewa nahi. Banduq na tujh se uthe gi na mujh se. Jisam-faroshi se baRi galazat koi nahi. Reh gai Kitab - to bhai - mere aur tere jese log isi se masturbation ker ke kaam chala rahe hain! Is liye na to mujhe kabhi is pe koi fakhar huwa na naaz, bulke ulta sharminda aur dara dara sa hi rehta hun, ke kahin meri chori na pakRi jaaye".
4 comments:
My comment is slightly related. It is moeso in Panjabi custom that yar dost make a 'gali' with each othermore as an expression of closeness as well as piar muhabbat. Like you mention about him one of my friends from medschool still calls me (before talking) "oyay haramzaday" but he has to make sure our wives are not listening. He recently lost his wife. But inaddition the expression given above was his lightest because he was a frequent user of many panjabi galies of more complicated varieties which only panjabis know more.
You 'sala' (is Urdu-speaking type) reminds me of film Taxi driver's dialogues when devanand tries to teach "mala" about how to speak like a boy (It was my fav movie)
Boys universally communicate by cursing each other!
speechless sir. Love your blog!
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